PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car